Cox service provider

When you pimp out your gay friend to the homies

Your friend is cute. You wanna talk to him?
Oh my god your such a cox service provider!

by Clickbait592 May 14, 2019

asshole of service

A tactless, classless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t.

They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.

Emcee at a debate: " and for our first candidate, we have--"

Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"

Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."

Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "

Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"

Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."

by Lanky Cougar July 30, 2017

Crappy service

When your shopping and no one is help full and you get annoyed. Also known getting Terrell'd

I've been getting crappy service everywhere today.

by Shadow 1337 April 11, 2018

No parts no service

A transphobic saying where anyone who is FTM or MTF (ect) won't get their preferred pronouns used because they lack the body parts.

Morgan: She's MTF and her name is Niva

Transphobe: He didn't get a bottom/ top surgery. No parts no service

by Sphinxi October 01, 2020

SQRL Service Station

Stands for Service, Quality, Relationships, Loyalty. A company that tried, but failed. So they sold it to Indians who fired all of the American employees.

You worked for SQRL Service Station? Damn I'm sorry.

by AintEZbeinMe June 26, 2024

Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.

Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service

by A. Neuman May 24, 2022

Bear Services

Suspending Fortnite Sellers, because he don’t like people to make money.

You got suspended by Bear Services

by BearServicess October 29, 2020