blue screen of death 

Only happens when things get real serious. Like a system overload, or when you download a corrupted file. Not this 'click one button and it happens' crap, or this 'Hey I was just browsing for a few minutes and boom! It flashed up!' shit. You guys are so stupid.

Asshole: Hey you! Help! The blue screen of death just popped up.
Guy: That's not a blue screen, that's just your desktop.
Asshole: No, because I was just browsing and then it flashed up.
Guy: N00b.
Asshole: I AM NOT!
Guy: Then suggest a better system.
Asshole: Uh...Linux?

*Guy smashes a guitar over the asshole's head*

blue screen of death by Anti-Noob patrol April 20, 2006

Vagine Screen

A cockblock in the lesbian world.

I was pretty sure Sarah was gonna come home with me, but then Katie started interrupting us and threw up a vagine screen.

Vagine Screen by Insightful J September 25, 2010

Green Screen Man 

A person from Flamgo's videos that is a green screen

"Green screen man, can do whatever a green screen man'

Green Screen Man by FlamgoFan24 April 3, 2020

Blue screen 

When someone you love says something cute that makes you so happy, all you can react with is a picture of a blue screen.

Person 1: I love you so much, ya cutie!
Person 2: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- (insert picture of a blue screen here)

Blue screen by Starry_gal June 21, 2020

on-screen happy happy happy 

What kids in North America are conditioned to respond, whatever is on the the screen of ANY device, appliance or theater:

Look!.. Compliments!!!
Look!.. Delicious toxicity!!!
Look!.. Liberal staples that are fake & misguided!

tiktok!!!! Yeyyyy!!!!!!
Eyes dilates & widens Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...................... [Head tilts back].
vancouver.

I'm saying the exact opposite off what I was saying a week ago! But... You know what?.. I won't remember! I just won't!

Everything on-screen is true & gooooooooood! How it can it not be!? It's on-screen!!! Happy!!!!!!

on-screen happy happy happy!
Happy! Happy! Happy! Yeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

on-screen happy happy happy by mrdabbleswithpotion December 23, 2021

bring him/her on screen 

to bring on screen is a more polite way to say Facebook or Facebook stalk; a euphemism for online stalking

Me: I met a cute guy/girl at the party last night.
Tom: Bring him/her on screen.

bring him/her on screen by chchchchanning May 10, 2008

Cum and go screen protector 

Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.

Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.

Cum and go screen protector by Proffesor_Nut October 21, 2019