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Scratch-off authority

Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.
The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.
by ancestaera June 26, 2020
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Scratch

by Peterhatmin November 14, 2021
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Scratch and sniff

When a girl fingers her vagina or touches it prior to oral sex and then sniffs her finger to see if her clam smells.
Tiersen was known for performing the scratch and sniff because her vagina always smelled bad.
by Brokendoor May 22, 2021
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Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.
He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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hood scratch

"Got any 'hood scratch Mike?"
by Bugera July 2, 2015
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dum shit my friends say.

usually said in a singing voice.
Person 1: yo my grandma died
Person 2: kitty kitty scratch scratch¬
Person 1: thanks, im alot better now
by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023
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scratch

Scratch is a programming language where you program with blocks. Site: scratch.mit.edu
“Scratch” is a project from Lifelong Kindergarten Group from the MIT Media Lab
On the GIF you can see a game created with Scratch
by Fpurnocgtriaomn November 19, 2017
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