kitty kitty scratch scratch¬

dum shit my friends say.

usually said in a singing voice.

Person 1: yo my grandma died
Person 2: kitty kitty scratch scratch¬
Person 1: thanks, im alot better now

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023

Poo scratch

Toilet skid marks.

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?

by Wastelander March 30, 2024

Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

hood scratch

Another way of saying marijuana.

"Got any 'hood scratch Mike?"

by Bugera July 2, 2015

Scratch

Fuck off

When you say happy birthday to a weirdo hoe and they say “scratch” bc they don’t gaf abt a happy birthday text

by A noym April 28, 2025

scratch and sniff

someone who scratches their pussy, then smells it

eww there's scratch and sniff

by nhjjhn February 2, 2023

Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing

The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)

by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023