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dum shit my friends say.

usually said in a singing voice.
Person 1: yo my grandma died
Person 2: kitty kitty scratch scratch¬
Person 1: thanks, im alot better now
by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023
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Poo scratch

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?
by Wastelander March 30, 2024
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Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.
He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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hood scratch

"Got any 'hood scratch Mike?"
by Bugera July 2, 2015
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Scratch

When you say happy birthday to a weirdo hoe and they say “scratch” bc they don’t gaf abt a happy birthday text
by A noym April 28, 2025
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scratch and sniff

someone who scratches their pussy, then smells it
eww there's scratch and sniff
by nhjjhn February 2, 2023
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Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing
The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)
by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023
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