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totes my scapegoats

"Totes my scapegoats" originated from the phrase "totes my goats" or "totes magotes" from the movie I Love You Man. "Totes my scapegoats" means "totally" and is more commonly used in a Christian enviroment, because of its reference to scapegoats.
"Jesus treatin' ya well, man?"
"Totes my scapegoats dude."
by fhbcvbs July 6, 2009
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scaperobin

similar to scapegoat; generally a teacher who is easily blamed for a student's suffering due to the work load that teacher assigns, commonly used in the Northwest suburbs of Chicago
Student 1: "Ugh, my English teacher assigned 10 prompts for me to write and now I can't engage in any social activities."

Student 2: "Stop using your English teacher as your scaperobin. It's your own fault you didn't manage your time better."
by Annairb Nic April 22, 2010
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scapegoat

Scapegoat came from ancient times when the people of the village would imprint their "sins" on a hapless goat and run it off a cliff; hence, the term came to mean blaming someone for other's faults. A martyr can be considered the scapegoat of the group he/she died for
Many people beleve Hitler made the Jews,the ultimate scapegoats.
by Lionwoman December 27, 2016
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scomer

Noun, plural -s; Verb, scomered, scomer-ing; Interjection; Adjective; Article; Preposition;

-noun
1. anything that is in any way good on any level.
2. a defecation.
3. something to eat.
4. an article of clothing.
5. a person who has accomplished something worthwhile or beneficial to the wellbeing of those around him.
6. any such act.
7. a pleasant aroma, taste, sound, sight or touch.
8. a particularly enjoyable sexual encounter.

-verb
1. accomplishing anything that is in any way good on any level.
2. defecating.
3. eating something particularly good.
4. wearing an appealing, flattering, thinning or otherwise attractive article of clothing.
5. doing something worthwhile or beneficial to the wellbeing to those affiliated with him.
6. being someone performing any such act.
7.a. perceiving a pleasant aroma, taste, sound, sight or touch.
7.b. creating any such sensation.
8. performing a pleasurable sexual encounter.

-adjective
1. having attributes that can be affiliated in any way with any of the above definitions.

-article
1. that.
2. which.
3. the.
4. my.
5. his, hers.

-preposition
1. under.
2. over.
3. next to.
4. behind.
5. near.

(deriv: ModEng Sco-Mer < ME < OE < L Scoltura + Mericulus equiv. to Scote + Merim)
"Scomer, I seriously just scomered the scomerest scomer!"
(Meaning: "My friend, in all honesty, to express the size of the defecation I just evicted from my bowels, I would need to utilize my extensive vocabulary to the utmost - therefore I shall simply say it was large.")

"Hey, you look pretty scomer tonight, Sally."
(Meaning: "You are an attractive female with whom I would like to copulate, Sally.")

"SCOMER!"
(Meaning: "DAMN!" "YES!" "WHAT?" "SWEET!" "NO!" "OKAY!")

"Scomer."
(Meaning: Anything you want it to mean.)
by Heinyken January 2, 2009
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Scobeyed

The act of pointing to a user-editable site and considering it authoritative. Specifically, relying upon a less-than-trustworthy source to win an unwinnable argument.
James 'Scobeyed' the definition for pownage to refute his obvious incorrectness.
by issue9mm March 1, 2008
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scoler

an interesting series of text messages recieved under one name but accused of being written by another.
I got a scoler last night.
by drinking water October 27, 2008
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scodebag

Similar to scumbag but more derogatory. Someone who participates in underhanded behavior. Creepy. One with no morals.
Bernie Madoff is a scodebag. Idi Amin is a scodebag. Deng Xiaoping is a scodebag.
by Ole Krusty February 4, 2010
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