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Butter Scissors

A patent pending scissor design specifically for slicing butter and other soft foods. The Butter Scissor was designed for tasks like cutting the crust off of you your PB&J or if you have a particularly tough batch of whipped cream on top of your latte you need to trim. Developed in 2021 by Mikey Alexander of Las Vegas.
Please pass the Butter Scissors.

Did you see the new Butter Scissors 2.0? They are Mikey's best idea yet!
by Red Potato December 12, 2021
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Scissor Shitting

The act of 2 people of either sex sitting face to face on the same toilet both defacating simultaneously, one through the others legs.
I was scissor shitting with jess last night and ended up getting a traphouse bidat.
by 4skin wrinkle January 29, 2019
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Scissor Gypsie

A person who trims marijuana with scissors and lives in another area. Transient worker in the marijuana industry.
Today while I was in town , several Scissor Gypsies had their signs up looking for work.
by Dane Bread April 24, 2015
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Rock Paper Scissors

If you're really looking up the definition for something like Rock Paper Scissors you shouldn't even be here.
I could probably be doing something better with my time rather than looking up how to play Rock Paper Scissors on Urban Dictionary.
by TotalPogoGuy February 22, 2025
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Scissor Fist

When you fist somebody with both hands extended like an open pair of scissors
"I scissor fisted Rebecca last night it was so hot"
by Singaporean man May 27, 2024
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Scissor Dicking

The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.
I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.
by H.C.Sucker May 22, 2016
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Edward Scissor Hands

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors
I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.
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