sagemeister

A nooblet that scams on online games. Does nothing but scamming and pissing other players off.

"OMG that sagemeister scammed all my items!!"

by Jessica June 18, 2006

Same-Sex Marriage

Sex in a relationship that, for one reason or another, has degenerated to near nothing. No one in this marriage is getting any except with themselves anymore. Happens after one or both loses interest or gets fed up with the joyless sex of the other. May take years of normal marriage to get to this point usually preceded by a period of sex that feels a lot like wanking anyway. Neither has the balls to admit it or the wherewithall to go out and just cheat on the other to get off. Also characterized to close friends - who couldn't help noticing the chill - as "mature" love.

Fred and Wendy practised same-sex marriage - after almost 20 years of marriage, their sex life was almost non-existent - if it hadn't been for the wanking they secretly indulged privately in, there wouldn't be any at all.

by Luvlos Whadacost March 3, 2011

Same here

Phrase used amongst fictional homosexual characters who are experiencing angst due to bad parenting and loveless childhoods, to confirm to their partners that even though they are incapable of saying so aloud, they are madly in love with them.
Used when said fictional homosexual characters are, for whatever reason, emotionally screwed up.

"And, and, I think...these feelings have a word...and you don't have to say this back, but...I love you, Noah."
"Luke...same here?"
Audience: "Pfft lame, go take a wild hayride."

by Zrina April 16, 2009

Salem

A nice town in central Massachusetts with a bustling tourist trade. Site of trials (and executions) in Salem Witch Hysteria. Interesting note: the actual hysteria took place a bit northwards, in what is now Danvers. They're not proud.

Wow, this is a nice little place after all! Might want to settle down.

by Pat-rot January 26, 2004

Sameera

Somebody who is a chicken

Sameera is somebody who sleeps in a chicken pen

by Kristiano you hear me nigga November 25, 2021

sameer

Same er is a person who doesn't trusts his wife, ironically plays around wid women and has mates who despite being married date other women.
He s a bad influence

Mate u need to get things straight .. with ur gf and don't be a screaming sameer

by aejaaz November 25, 2011

Salem

Being The Absolute best at everything you do esepcially skateboarding and filming

Wow that kid can shred and film totally salem.

by David Murray and Mike Doucet May 14, 2008