Salt Rock

Salt Rock, when you dick is very hard and when you have a sexual intercourse the vagina feels like salt.

Her pussy was like a salt rock.

by FagPuffisFun May 21, 2019

salt week

The week before a vacation in which all students become exceeding salty and toxic

Person 1: bruh why are y’all teachers makin’ us do work, it’s the week before vacation

Person 2: dude calm down it’s salt week

by Splendidwizard1 February 15, 2018

Sea Salted

A more extreme form of salted

He was sea salted after the person he was making fun of was right behind him.

by d-ridge March 2, 2007

Salt Wash

When a male ejaculates onto a female, when in the shower.

Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?

Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.

by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 20, 2014

Salted pretzel

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.

"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."

by DracoCJM July 5, 2017

Getting Salted

Similar to the act of pouring salt on a slug, your mind and body are completely transformed after getting super f*cked up either with alcohol or drugs. / Also refers to having a good time and nothing to do with drugs or alcohol.

Dude! Are you going to Jerry's party tonight, I'm getting salted.

by Jerry Turtleneck November 20, 2017

Watermellon salt

The opposite of watermellon sugar, if this starts trending we might live if watermellon sugar gets less popular. I am only making this because if we die i will still be a virgin. gg ez.

Watermellon salt h- wait what... Urban dictionary?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021