Russell

9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell
by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020
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Russell branding

When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.

This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.
"You heard Joe Rogan has been seen going to church lately?"
"Uh-oh, he must be russell branding"
by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025
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Russelle

cool guy and really cute and gets all the girls and really really rich and better at everything and ruler of Pakistan and has the n word pass form the government of Nigeria and a cinchong pass for the government of china and the nuclear bomb pass from the leader of north Korea and it lets me destroy a city and friends with Johnny sins and has 46 inch long shlong gifted by the Indian government.
bro is that a Russelle because i cant take my eyes off him, bro i think thats him because he looks cool and has a bomb in his hand and the n pass so ye
by demarcus cousins the third January 13, 2022
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Nathan Russell

A person who is a fuckface with no life, and plays fortnite too much.
Nathan Russell, you need to stop playing fornite you stupid FUCK.
by Oofdefiner April 25, 2019
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Caid Russell

"I just Caid Russelled my pants!"
by Porpypickalocka November 22, 2024
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Papa Russell

Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!

Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?

Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
by English man words May 06, 2021
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Kris russel

Kris russel is a guaranteed nhl mvp season after season because of his godlike shot blocking skills and his silky scoring ability
Oh is that kris russel ? He is so sexy and good at hockey
by Ehehdhdh August 28, 2019
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