Rugged Disciple

A follower of Christ who is embodied in the rugged practice of Galilean life. He is typically very hairy and will be found belly laughing over a cup of coffee. The cup is probably a earthy pottery one. He reads a NIV Bible that is duct taped. He probably is a guitar player (not a very good one) and sings Todd Agnew songs. The typical out fit for this kind of guy is sandals, cargo shorts, and a VW T-shirt. He has a scruffy beard and wears a beaded ankle bracelet. Favorite foods are maple nut goodies and zucchini bread.

Dude! Did you see that Todd walked barefoot into a Starbucks and asked them to fill his clay cup with Expresso then washed his feet in olive oil? He's definitely a rugged Disciple.

by Disiplomaniac August 15, 2018

Bear Rugging

The act of passing out in the middle of a living room, typically at the end of a party and under the influence of drugs or alcohol

“Dude you were totally bear rugging last night!”

by Splatt January 27, 2019

Washing The Rug

Cumming into a sex doll that has already been came in by other men; insinuating your dick is being cleansed by the other men’s semen

Craig: Yo John, i was washing the rug the other day.
John: Intentionally!?!? You fuckin gay?
Craig: Shiiiiit....

by Enzooooooooo February 7, 2019

Rug Burn Cock

When a Males junk is given a rash from a rug

Gavin got Rug Burn Cock after he fell.

by batman dirty sends January 18, 2023

The Faze Rug Walk

The Faze Rug walk is a certification given to food that tastes good by blatantly walking off into the distance without saying any word.

Noah- Is the pizza The Faze Rug Walk worthy?
Brain- *walks off into the distance without saying anything*

by plxsma February 9, 2023

Rugged Guckert

Action performed during sex. The “jim” lies on his back and is mounted reverse cowgirl by his male/female partner. The “jim” initiates the guckert portion of the act by spitting mucus into the anus of the top mounted party while simultaneously urinating in/in the general direction of the top mounts mouth. The “jim” then begins swirling the mucus in a clockwise motion around the rim of the top mounts anus. The act concludes with the “jim” taking an invisible shit and asking for a cigarette. No one cums and the totality of all these acts are indeed rugged.

If your spitter and your piss bottle are one in the same than you are probably Jim guckert and likely have executed a rugged guckert

by Rugged jim guckert January 1, 2024

Rugged

Now this is the fucking bitchass faggot that tries to expose everyone for being a supposed "pedophile", meanwhile he is in fact a stupid ass fucking PEDOPHILE

you're beginning to sound like a rugged

by TheRealBeretta January 4, 2024