rocklock

Rocklock is a term in Southrabonia to have sex with children (Pedophilia)

Pete rocklocked 3 times yesterday.

When Fritz rocklocked his first time he was excited.

Herbert loves to rocklock.

Rocklocking is forbid in every country except Southrabonia.

If you get caught rocklocking you will get impaled as punishment.

by herbert122322 December 25, 2008

roflav

Rolling on floor laughing and vomitting.

That is, to find something equally amusing and appalling.

Statement: I picked my nose and ate it. I quickly spat it out when i realised it was actually a maggot squirming in my mouth.

Response: roflav

by ROFLAV May 28, 2008

RofflePlopper

Adjective.


Insulting someone

You are RofflePlopper

by Shankerkid78 March 16, 2009

Rocklanderz

One of the baddest and toughest organization in Philly. 95% of this gang-clique is Cambodian. They are ruthless, pretty, and hard to get at. Notoriously known for taking other peoples girl(getting owned and pre-owned)(fact not fiction). If you meet these criterias. Then you still not a Rocklander cuz theys one in a million. Known to be affiliated with SLC. Be careful and approach with caution because it could get Intense, REALLY INTENSE....well not REALLY INTENSE, but pretty intense.

Damn look at the boy in that infiniti g35 with the 20 inch asanti spinning wheels....he must be a RoCKlanDer(Rocklanderz).

OMG im dont wanna go cuz its gonna be some RoCklAnd3rz there.(rockalnderz)

by Master Of Baychin May 15, 2009

Roffle Pig

A wee little piggy with a curly tail and a keen nose for roffles, specially trained by roffle farmers to sniff out only the freshest, juiciest roffles on teh intarwebs.

"Jesus H Buddah, I'm bored off my tits today"

"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."

by MonkeyPig July 30, 2009

rofladl

Rolling on the floor laughing all day long

"He did it! ROFLADL!"

by 5weet Jam August 10, 2009

Roflbacker

Either someone who makes you laugh, someone who is the bomb, or if used sarcasicly,a massive tool usually on xbox live.

1. Tim: Did you hear Toms dirty joke?

Pat: Yeah, what a roflbacker.
2. Jim: 15 killstreak!

Hornito: Dude you are a roflbacker.
3. (Jhonny get spawn killed) Wow you would spawn kill me, what a roflbacker

by serigka'rfgm]efgdfgafgaersdfas June 3, 2010