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Republican Cock 

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates of the republican party. Beyond erectile tissue, the cock is comprised of nicotine, Kentucky bourbon, and an aversion to contraceptives and abortion. Still, scientific consensus demonstrates that contraceptives are ineffectual to the voluminous DNA spritzing of which a republican cock is capable. Further, it is considered a rare and invaluable treasure by leftist women seeking reprieve from missionary sex with thin-thighed soy-boys.
Caleb: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.
Republican Cock by Scrotron August 4, 2022
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Republican 

1 of the 2 major parties in the United States. It is made up mostly of racists and bigots who want to cut Social Security and all welfare programs, incite lethal insurrections when they lose elections, worship their presidential nominee like a God, deny scientists and facts. They do all of this in the name of Christianity as if Jesus would actually support any of it. The Republican Party is a major threat to democracy and the bottom 98% of America. It's members will continue to deny every election result when it's candidates lose. The sooner the party is voted into obscurity the better.
Democrat: Joe Biden won the 2020 election fair and square.

Republican: FAKE NEWS! The election was rigged because Trump told us so! Do your research on Wikipedia!
Republican by Sanman95 March 20, 2023

reptublican 

reptublican: Right Wing, Congressional, suit and tie wearing snake like creature
Reptublican: Snake in a Suit
reptublican by sculptorguy October 5, 2013

Low Rent Republican 

A person, usually American, whose Conservative mindset, will rally against their own best interest unwittingly leading to a lower quality of life. Also, a Conservative Republican that doesn't make enough money to truly reap the benefits of massive tax-cuts associated with the upper tier of income earners.
Braxtyn is a Low Rent Republican because he's on welfare and voted for a candidate who cut social benefits. Also, Kryztn is such a stupid Low Rent Republican she voted Republican and her taxes went up!

Banana Republican 

A rabid, nearly defunct tribe of banana-wielding Tea-tard Tea Party Republicans that descends with high-pitched shrieks from the treetops to defend the debt ceiling from other Republicans and humans.
Those nasty Banana Republicans nearly put us out of business last week until we slipped them the Boehner.

republican 

A political term used as a synonym for Retard
Intellectual 1: Mitt Romney was such a republican
Intelectual 3: Yeah but Donald trump is beyond republican
Intelectual 2: HEY 3 YOU STOLE MY LINE
republican by DatBoi87 July 9, 2016

republicanish 

to be a republican or have (some or many) republican thoughts
Tom: Bob is sounding so conservative
Tim: Yeah, he is being all..republicanish
SCREAMIN' HOWARD DEAN: DEMOCRATS RULE! BYAHHHH!
republicanish by Rob Williams October 11, 2006