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Captain Retard Hero Force

Any one of many groups of video game grunts that come in large useless numbers
YES! I just blew up that thing! oh wait, here comes the captain retard hero force....
by Zael0 June 6, 2010
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dietary retardation

1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.

2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."

Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."

Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 4, 2010
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Self-Retardation

The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.
"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."
by jbiddle August 24, 2011
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Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard
John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".
by Bytesthedust January 3, 2018
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quasi-retarded

The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.

The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.

The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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Confirmed Retarded

Retarded to the point of being publicly diagnosed as retarded. This term applies to those people who aren't actually retarded medically, but just plain stupid. Such people fail in school, do stupid shit, and think they're above everyone but the level of stupidity is beyond human comprehension.
"Hey bro so you still lusting over Sarah?"

"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."

"Dayum, confirmed retarded."
by serd12 July 6, 2018
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gummed retard

When you eat out a woman's pussy and start to raspberry inside of it and she becomes retared by the pure pleasure. ( A virgins idea )
"I gummed retard my girlfriend last night" "You're a virgin and single Tyrone"
"Shut up bill"
by Ali5guy February 27, 2019
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