Riding Dirty

1. When you drive a car or motor cycle without being:
A. licensed
B. Insured
C. Registered

Or being drunk,having drugs, guns, a prostitute or ugly woman/man in car.

2. Having sex with a woman/man who has bad hygene or has had a lot of sex partners.

1. Damn! Bryan got caught riding dirty by the popo after that huge kegger!

2. I was horny so just decided to ride dirty with Tony for a while.

by People Watchers April 28, 2014

riding dirty

1.driving with drugs or other illegal shit in your car
2.anal sex
3.sex with a filthy whore

Dylan: hey guys i had sex with mikes sister last night, then i shat on her chest

Kyle: thats fucking sick, you were riding dirty, and get away from me, you smell like shit.

by Super Cool Ben June 1, 2006

riding the bump

Riding in the middle seat in the back row of a car, where there may or may not be a bump.

Sally: Not it!
Susy: Not it!
Fred: Aww crap, I guess I'm riding the bump again.

by dontspitonme October 26, 2007

Riding the net bareback

Going on the internet without internet security such as an anti virus programme, derived from the sexual practice of not using condoms 'riding bareback'

I don't have anti virus I'm riding the net bareback

by kezangel April 23, 2011

Pony Riding

Pony Riding is the new dance crazy!
Saddling up and riding your pony on that dancefloor, when the speed garage version tune "ride your pony" is played on the dancefloor.

"If your Horny, lets do it, Riding my pony, my saddle's waiting come and jump on it!"

by Blinging Charl May 25, 2005

horse riding

the act of having sex with a girl that looks like a horse.

guy 1: yo dude what do you think of samantha?
guy 2: i was actually horse riding her the other night so...

by horsaphile July 29, 2012

pole riding

The sexual act in which a user lifts themselves onto a pole spreading there anus and covering the top end of the pole completely (pole preferably metal). They then begin to "ride the pole," this is done by lifting themselves up and down repeatidly in a sexual suggestive manner. In doing so this forces the pole further down the rectum. This is done for as long as the user wishes and until they are completely satisfied, if lacking pole riding experience it may often end in a bloody mess, although if done correctly the user can aviod a large amount of unwanted blood loss. Pole riding can be quite sexualy arousing and is often used in preparation for the receiving end of anul. Limping may occur afterwards for a long period of time.

St. G - hey chris did you see the new pole they put in by the home depot

Chris - ya man it's nice and fat, i've already hit it up

St. G - ohh... that explains the limping

Chris - ya pole riding's the shit!

by sick man June 1, 2006