random text

sending someone (can be completely random) a text message that has no meaning other than to annoy them and/or make them laugh.

completely random, out of the blue

the boy sent a girl a random text

do you know about random texts? i hear everyone is doing it!

the girl announced "what the fuck" when she saw the random text

by la tortuga December 3, 2010

random

People who bother defining a very common word, that clearly has little to do with slang, after there are already 7 pages of definitions, of which roughly 2 are relevant.

Randomness is for hypocrites.

by NOT alex. Hehe. December 21, 2004

random fuck

a person who goes around fucking random people

damn... she'd random fuck anyone

by who fucking cares... March 28, 2005

random

The oft-used tool of the inexperienced comedian.

Person 1: RANDOM!!!
Person 2: What the smell?
Person 1: Sorry, I just like cheese pies.

by ASPOON April 15, 2007

k, random girl?

1. a phrase used to tag unknown and superfluous people who don't belong in facebook pictures.
2. a term of massive disrespect to denigrate a person's status on facebook

Q: Who is that bitch in your facebook picture?

A: I don't know... K, random girl?

by cherylstanga April 30, 2009

Captain Random

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

by Cpt. Random's friend September 8, 2004

random

used to assign distance to the subject - either to avoid going into detail, or to suggest a lack of knowledge of it. also can be used as a noun.

1. "there were about a dozen people at the party - Betty, Sue, Wilma, Christine, Peter and I, and about half a dozen random others."

2. "I didn't pull last night, but when I left, Stephen was getting off with some random guy."

3. "Nice party. Who are all these randoms?"

by Professor Heathen Stalking October 19, 2004