Ralph

A dick with commitment issues, will leave you abruptly and gaslight you into thinking it was your fault. If you're a Ralph, fuck you.

Samantha: My past relationship was weird?
Jessica: How exactly?
Samantha: Idk, he was a Ralph.

by Me My Cats And I November 24, 2021

meet Ralph

To vomit after one consumes an overwhelming amount of alcohol. It is usually said in a mocking manner after a fellow party goer loses the contents of his stomach. Instead of saying "I ralphed." , you say, "I met Raplh."

'Ralph' and 'Ralf' can be interchangable. The origin of 'Ralph' comes from the sound one makes when they throw up, "RRRAAAAAALLLLPH!!"

"I heard you met Raplh last night, huh?"

"If I keep drinking at this pace, I'm gonna meet Raplh."

"Hey did you hear? Bill met Ralph last night."

"If you want me to drink all those forties, I'm gonna have to introduce you to Ralph."

meet Ralph

by Miller The LADY Killer August 24, 2008

Ralph

You can mostly find Ralph and Westside flexing his yellow bands to his classmates, ralph thinks he's cool because he made the grade 10 football team but fun fact everyone made the team. Ralph mostly enjoys running and feeling his lips flap those things are pretty damn big. And he also thinks hes sexy every time you take a video of by stroking his lips and trying to dance

Ralph your a fucking faggot

by ralph jean March 13, 2018

Rainbow Ralph

The act of spontaneously vomiting a rainbow, most notably when an individual’s level of thankfulness and/or excitement/joy in regards to being thankful reaches an overwhelming level. It is the highest level of thanks one person can give to another.

Thank you so much. This is so awesome, I could just rainbow ralph.

Kenneth was so excited, he rainbow ralphed.

by justWink June 10, 2011

POLO RALPH LAUREN

probably the most preppiest store around. a store where rich preppy teens go and blow $300 on a nice polo.

Guy 1: dude, look at that girl. She's wearing POLO ralph lauren...
Guy 2: she must be a prep.

by Carly Leigh August 14, 2007

ralong

A big hole in the universe that consumes all living things. Awklardly it is shaped like a big fat ass. But instead of poo coming out, it sucks things in. It has been seen to glow in the night once its sucked up an entire planet.

bob: look up its a plane
joe: no, its a bird
bob: no, its a ralong
joe: shit.
bob: were doooooooommmmeeddd

their both dead...

by aldengoesfishing January 10, 2009

Dirty Ralf

Empty an entire 12oz Yuengling lager into an asshole then lift her above your head and chug it out of her ass. Then shove the bottle in it like a cork and yell “COYOTE BAIT”

Did you guys here Ridge broke his back trying to give a heffer a Dirty Ralf

by DaddyLongDong 69 March 13, 2020