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A big hole in the universe that consumes all living things. Awklardly it is shaped like a big fat ass. But instead of poo coming out, it sucks things in. It has been seen to glow in the night once its sucked up an entire planet.

bob: look up its a plane
joe: no, its a bird
bob: no, its a ralong
joe: shit.
bob: were doooooooommmmeeddd

their both dead...

ralong by aldengoesfishing January 10, 2009

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relongation

after a guy gets out of a cold pool, shrinkage occurs and he must wait up to 10 minutes for relongation to fully take place.

1-
dan: hey throw some clothes on we're going out
john: gimme a minute, I just went swimming and gotta relongate in case becky walks in on me and sees my 2 inch cock.

2-
if relongation takes more than 4 hours, see your doctor

relongation by Jimmy Fitzgerald April 26, 2008

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Ralon

Ralon is a great friend and boyfriend if your feeling down he will bring you back up. He will make you laugh every time, he will sometimes make you very irritated but he is the best friend/ boyfriend a girl could ask for or boy 🙂

Brooklyn:I love ralon too much to let him go
Me: I know you do 😉

Ralon by hey I’m lonley you? November 30, 2019

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Relong

To stay calm and in control; relax

Dude, you need to shut up and just relong.

Relong by C&ABaybeeh June 14, 2011

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ralonda

Commonly known as someone who is simply amazing, this girl will always light up your day. She tries so hard in everything she does and always aims to make you happy. If your with someone who's name is Ralonda, tell her she is beautiful everyday because she deserves it. No matter who you are if her name is Ralonda, you will be the luckiest person around.

Look over there! She is so beautiful!

Yeah that's Ralonda

ralonda by Gwuopo November 23, 2021

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RASONG

A person from another planet with sharp hair and a circular face. he is illigally living in Diphu he loves fish and he's an absolute noob in games. he is very small in height and appears with owls at night.

Go sleep or you will se Rasong

RASONG by Tom Boi March 22, 2022

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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