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A big hole in the universe that consumes all living things. Awklardly it is shaped like a big fat ass. But instead of poo coming out, it sucks things in. It has been seen to glow in the night once its sucked up an entire planet.
bob: look up its a plane
joe: no, its a bird
bob: no, its a ralong
joe: shit.
bob: were doooooooommmmeeddd

their both dead...
ralong by aldengoesfishing January 10, 2009
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relongation 

after a guy gets out of a cold pool, shrinkage occurs and he must wait up to 10 minutes for relongation to fully take place.
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dan: hey throw some clothes on we're going out
john: gimme a minute, I just went swimming and gotta relongate in case becky walks in on me and sees my 2 inch cock.

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if relongation takes more than 4 hours, see your doctor
relongation by Jimmy Fitzgerald April 26, 2008
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