asdf

A term used when you are bored and want to scream at the teacher. Can be used successfully during math, english, science, or even during those gay dance lessons in P.E

Teacher: welcome, class
Teacher: first off, Jimmy wut is the square root of...

Jimmy: asdf!!!

during gym..

Carla: wanna dance Jimmy?

Jimmy: ASDF!!!

during english...

Teacher: and then wut did shakespeare say Jimmy?

Jimmy: ASDF!!!!!

by aldengoesfishing January 11, 2009

ralong

A big hole in the universe that consumes all living things. Awklardly it is shaped like a big fat ass. But instead of poo coming out, it sucks things in. It has been seen to glow in the night once its sucked up an entire planet.

bob: look up its a plane
joe: no, its a bird
bob: no, its a ralong
joe: shit.
bob: were doooooooommmmeeddd

their both dead...

by aldengoesfishing January 11, 2009

lj

lj often stands for loljob,
you give somebody a loljob by loling and giving them a job. It may also refer to the art of raping eggs.

definition of lj #1

brian: did you see that, sarah just gave billy a loljob

fred: srsly??

definition of lj #2

robert: I like lj
josh: omg u like raping egggs????

robert: yes...

by aldengoesfishing January 11, 2009