The main character of the show Family Guy, the man of the Griffin family. Works in the Happy-Go-Lucky toy factory, and hangs out with his friends Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.
"Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me."
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The cutest cinnamon roll you will ever meet. He loves things like science and is super sweet; he will never say a bad thing about his friends. He is also spider-man and works with tony stark.
Person1:hey have you met that kid,peter parker?
Person2: no. What's he like?
Person1: he is super nice he helped me with my science homework
Person2: no. What's he like?
Person1: he is super nice he helped me with my science homework
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Most likely to occur when one or more of these conditions are met (increasing likelihood if numerous conditions are met):
1. School holidays.
2. Man Utd. match the previous night.
3. Good Weather.
4. The 'electrician' has to call around.
Most likely to occur when one or more of these conditions are met (increasing likelihood if numerous conditions are met):
1. School holidays.
2. Man Utd. match the previous night.
3. Good Weather.
4. The 'electrician' has to call around.
Woman Teacher: "It's mid-term, will you 'work' from home tomorrow, pretty please?"
Man: "Of course, there's a United match on tonight; I'll pull a Peter on it!"
Lads in work: "So then, 20 quid says he'll end up pulling a Peter tomorrow"
Man: "Of course, there's a United match on tonight; I'll pull a Peter on it!"
Lads in work: "So then, 20 quid says he'll end up pulling a Peter tomorrow"
by Castin March 12, 2010
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by frank the wank April 27, 2008
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Get the Peter mug.A relational distinction. If you sleep with a girl, then your buddy sleeps with her. You are his peter-in-law. The relationship is one way. You would not be his peter-in-law unless you sleep with that girl again *after* him.
Sean Penn (Madonna's ex-husband) is the peter-in-law of Guy Ritchie (and let's face facts, a bunch of other people too!)
by Jeff Lebowski June 9, 2004
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