slap the puppet

Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.

I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.

by shwank July 15, 2016

erotic shadow puppet

A "shadow puppet" made with hands and a penis.

"Nice Erotic Shadow Puppet! I can see an elephant"

"I DON'T GET IT! I thought my Erotic Shadow Puppets were fun in bed."

by Alaska Thunderfun February 10, 2018

Taco puppet

A lady who likes getting fingered or fisted.

She squirmed so much when i fingered her pussy it was like i had a dancing taco puppet.

She likes when you stick your fist in her taco puppet and make her dance vertically .

by High coyote May 6, 2018

jumper puppets

Breasts. Also see Norks, Chest Potatoes, Fun Bags.

Wooooaaah! Look at the Jumper Puppets on that Lass!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

Puppet

A guy that is either hanging on by strings, or has a hand stuck up his ass. Usually the puppeteer would be behind the puppet, since a puppeteer standing in front of the puppet and reaching around to his ass wouldn't make much of a show.

The puppet was an entertaining guy.

by Solid Mantis November 1, 2019

Perfect puppet

When toxic friends or family try to turn you into what they want you to be by controlling you

You sister is so controlling, she making her own perfect puppet out of you

by Dogggycoms November 2, 2021

Perfect puppet

When friends or family try to turn you into what they want you to be by controlling what you do

Your sister is so controlling, she turning you into her own perfect puppet

by Dogggycoms October 31, 2021