Puker

puh-kaa

When something in England brings joy or great satisfaction.

Dude No.1: The doo tonight has free wine

Dude No.2: Aw Puker! That's the best news I've had all day!

by Black Cats and Voodoo October 4, 2018

puke magnet

When babies and children always puke when your around or taking care of them.

“ I’m sorry Terry puked on you. He’s been fine all day. Your like a puke magnet.”

by Swordart 239 October 8, 2018

Puke-fucking

When you fuck someone with puke covering your dick/finger.

Probably not popular porn wise, but I just got it from Lucifer Valentine, who's probably dead. Rest in peace.

Lucifer: Man, gotta love puke-fucking, ey?

Interviewer: Uhhhh, yeah

by ChaoticStixx October 20, 2018

poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.

I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.

by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019

Piked

We’re You catch a std after sex and end up burned

Holy shit I just got piked

by The emergency room May 21, 2019

pukecumber

When a girl is giving you a blow job and is cutting down on calories but she pukes on the dick due to the gag reflex. The lubricant introduced is called the pukecumber.

Amber gave me that sick pukecumber last night. It was so good I hit her with a lazy leopard.

by Fuckery duckery doo May 27, 2019

puke grenade

When your trying to be a bad ass, and drink so much alcohol you projectile vomit.
Also, You're a wingman on a date, and your job is to lay on the grenade, meaning take one for the team, meaning date the not so hot friend, and you drink so much to make it happen, you accidentally puke on them.
Also the name of a DJ in Florida named Puke Grenade.

Dude, quit trying to show off. You're gonna puke grenade everyone.

by Jizzonyourmomstits May 31, 2019