Private Douche Messaging-(PDM)

The result of 2 Online Forum members in a posting arguement- sending pointless messages back and forth over which one thinks he has a bigger cock

Jtskier11- Your jumping to conlcusions again. Nowhere did I say anything was better! Your douchebaggery is staggering.

thx J11...best compliment i've gotten all day....

wow...a mechanical device that isnt perfect...what a revelation!?!?!?

Don't wry moderators.....switching to Private Douche Messaging-(PDM)!

by Bronic October 2, 2008

private orgy

1: Outlandish and wild sex among 2 people
2: Masturbation

1: Man, I met this chick at the bat last night. Yeah, I got her back to my place and we had a private orgy.

2: Last night I was alone at home a porno, and I had a private orgy.

by Vermiculous March 28, 2011

Private

No it isn't. Probably not something you want to lie about... Actually, lying about it would violate the premise of the wager... And telling the truth would constitute not accepting the wager and would again, therefore, violate the premise of the wager. The only choice you have is not to answer the question.... Anything else would be like being a clinical psychologist actively participating in the public gaslighting of a schizophrenic...

Hym "Oh, shit! I forgot part of the 'Jesus' thing! I was going to go one to explain: Hell is being Jesus in a world where God exists... Because you're just getting torn apart by vicious monkeys and it's like 'ARGH! Why have you forsaken meeee!!' And God's like '........' and it thinks to itself (Ooo shit I probably shouldn't have gave one of the monkeys cake and not any of the others) 'Oops. Alright. BEEOO-OOP! Alive again. There you go... You're fine right? Yeah... You're fine...' But I digress. Not private."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

publicly private

Meaning, I can post something online or you’ll see something and it’s not what you actually think, it’s based off assumptions not facts.

For example: I saw that photo with you and that girl. ( Nothing Else) ... that girl was his cousin and she did nothing else but assume

I’m publicly private at times, you’ll see me but you’ll never know me.

by Real Life Talks October 7, 2018

PrivateRyan

1. one who fondles their anus with there fingertips; to stick their middle finger up their ass
2. one who sticks a gerbil up their ass

I saw something moving around in PrivateRyan's back pocket.

by TheTrueDrinker November 12, 2003

proabably

The intentional mis-spelling of "probably" to include an extra "a" to denote "Anna", the love of my life.

FOr example, when organising an evening's liaison, one might say, "I'll proabably see you tonight, baby." which would intrnsicise an "Anna" element.

by king July 7, 2004

dirty pravar

When her pussy smells like fish so you eat her out by lathering up her vagina with tartar sauce

My girlfriend hasn’t showered in 3 days so I’m going to give her a Dirty Pravar

by suckitygluckgluck9000 September 9, 2021