poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas

He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

Poon Poon Hunter

Someone focused on getting vagina at all cost, no holds bar, with the intention of "getting it in".

Poon poon is vagina.

In short, a poon poon hunter is one that hunts vagina.

A true poon poon hunter will do whatever it takes to get the poon poon.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think there are some skeezers that we can try to get it in with tonight.
Guy 2: Sounds good man. You are a true poon poon hunter. I am glad you are my friend.
Guy 1: Love them skeezers!
Guy 2: Poon poon hunting for life!

by Poonster123 July 13, 2011

poon hawk

someone who enjoys the hunt for the elusive poon

Zach Dunn is a poon hawk

by Damarcus March 20, 2005

The Poon

nickname for Harpoon brand India Pale Ale

Crazy Uncle Johnny: You wanna IPA?

Weird Uncle Travis: Sure, you got The Poon?

by Mister Webster January 23, 2008

Poonsonality

A woman's vagina and how good it feels or makes you feel.

See also poon

This girl I met on Saturday night was average looking but once we got in bed I found out she had an awesome poonsonality.

by CharlieH313 May 8, 2011

Poonshnozzle

Someone who thinks that they're the shit when they're actually shit.

"The Supreme Kai is an extreme poonshnozzle."

by Tatsu May 8, 2014

poonscaping

Originated at the horse
It is the process of trimming you're beaver / vagina hair

Michelle has a very nice beaver because she has been doing some Poonscaping

by SainaZoomzoom February 29, 2016