the pirate song

A song made by a person named Alex

Its very cool and its very basic but it still sounds good.

Theres a bunch of variations on it and soon there will be a rock version of it.

"Im a pirate! A motherfucking pirate!"

-holy shit the pirate song is awesome!

by Namino neitou sama October 30, 2007

Ear Pirate

n. one who pirates conversations by earjacking

"Be quiet, I think there is an Ear Pirate nearby."

by Sven (Justin) September 6, 2006

Pirate Surprise

During anal sex with girl friend the man spits on her back so she thinks he jizzed and when she turns around he jizzes on her face and she makes a pirate sneer.

Hey, mom its a pirate surprise!

by Geoff March 14, 2003

Salty Pirate

The Process in which a male cums into the eye of someone then kicks them bloody hard in the shin so they jump on one leg covering one eye shouting "Y'arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!"

"Shut it woman or i'll give you a salty pirate to think about!"

by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron September 5, 2005

Pirate Surprise

During anal sex, the pitcher pulls out, spits on the catchers back. At which point the catcher will turn around allowing the pitcher to lob a stream of baby juice in the catchers eye. After recieving the eye candy, the catcher will cover up the affected eye with their hand. The crucial point for the pitcher is the timing of the last step: expertly landing a heel stomp to the toes of the catcher. The catcher will then be covering one eye and hopping on one leg.

Nobody ever said the life of a one eyed, one legged pirate is easy.

by Anonymity Finest September 4, 2005

butt pirate

A Matey Mister who, in the process of wearing The Eyepatch, plunders the treasures of other Matey Misters, whether his sword be drawn or not.

"It'th your turn to walk the gangplank," one Butt Pirate said to the other, whilst slobbing his knob.

by TonyHoagland October 21, 2003

pirate love

dirrty lovin'

I need some pirate lovin'.

by Carissa June 28, 2004