pengers and smeagols

the equivalent of saying, "It's all good!" It is only used in the most extreme of circumstances.

"Yea, my wife just died, my sister fell down at work, my baby was just stolen, and I totally was forced to eat someones poo today but....its all pengers and smeagols! :)"

by Derk July 7, 2004

Pigeon Clapper

Pigeon Clapper: An individual of African American descent practicing the act of clapping his hands together in an effort to influence the flight patterns of near by pigeons. Pigeon Clappers can most commonly be found on the upper balconies of government assisted apartment compounds. Pigeon clappers are often found in areas such as Compton, California, The Bronx, New York, and New Orleans, Louisiana. As well as many other low income neighbourhoods of the United States.

A Pigeon Clapper has one or more of the following traits.

-Suspicious
-Dishonest
-Shifty
-Smelly
-Athletic
-Un-Educated
-Cheap or just poor
-has curly hair

by Bush McCracker July 22, 2010

Pigeoning

Pigeoning is the urban equivalent of the coutryman's segulling.
It is an act best enjoyed in a group.
It involves predominantly but not exclusively, males depositing their excited bodily excretions on a windscreen whilst watching an act of dogging. The ejaculate mimicking the appearance of avian faeces.

Whilst Zoe was busying cleaning Jim's BMW she couldn't help but get annoyed by the stuborn remnants from all the pigeoning the night before

by blue2sapphire September 25, 2016

The Crying Pigeon

when one pulls their ball sack over their asshole and farts on it

i love how the crying pigeon sounds

by the Sir Holy Diver January 19, 2010

pigeoning

To carry messages back and forth between two groups or persons by way of a third party. An allusion to carrier pigeons who carry messages in a small note attached to one of their feet.

Also Pigeon, Pigeoned

Most of their conversations were pigeoned back and forth by one of her friends.

Reluctant to speak to his angry neighbor in person, the young man began pigeoning his apologies through his sister.

by Evan Bittle October 31, 2007

pingerific

when something is so exciting instead of having a boner you have a pinger so instead of being terrific its pingerific :)

thats so funny its pingerific.

by keke.f July 3, 2011

pingef

when someone pings you but worse

person: @everyone
me: y u fucking PINGEF me u fucking deckile

by dogew121 May 22, 2018