parker the pickle

A weird pickle with eyes and rules a city

Oh no Parker the Pickle took over our town! He's now king!!

by Clap and a half October 3, 2017

Buzz Pickle

buhz-pik'l
noun, plural buzz pickles. Slang.
an artificial erect penis, used as a sexual aid.

Buzz pickle, nee buzzpickle, is a sexual aid formed to replicate the shape and function of an erect, girthy, and potent male phallus. The characteristics that differentiate a buzz pickle from a typical "dildo" would include very powerful vibration.

Female Preference for buzz pickles often include large size, black color, and rechargeability. Male preference often includes characteristics such as the terms "bulbous", reach around friendly, and "threatening".

"Raddatz, is that your mom's buzz pickle in your back seat?"

by JohJohnsderRicky April 6, 2017

pickle succ

A suck so hard that you lose your penis in the process.

I just had a pickle succ today.

by GreenGamer52 November 9, 2017

shitty pickle

Each contest must apply a pickle to there high recrum. Whoever removes there pickle first is deemed the looser. The consequence of loosing is to digest the complete pickle originally belonging to your opponent(s).

Crickey mate, rough night. We had a painful game of shitty pickle. I was the first to remove my pickle, and I was there like fuck I have to eat your pickle!

by Angus Daley June 25, 2016

Sad Pickle

A small penis that can not get it up no matter what, while completely sober.

I did everything I could think of and still he had a Sad Pickle.

by Madness83 August 25, 2016

pickle rick

morty. i turned myself into a pickle. what the fuck.

'i make so much green they call me pickle rick'

by bigsexymf6969 November 8, 2020

Sniffle Pickle

A large, hairy creature from Wakefield Massachusetts. It loves sweeping, Wild Cherry Pepsi, and Bison and it’s favorite song is “Wanted Dead Or Alive” by Bon Jovi. It has an uncanny resemblance to Luciano Pavarotti.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy that looks like Luciano Pavarotti!?

Guy 2: That’s not Pavarotti, that’s a Sniffle Pickle!

by Bobo the Jizz Lord November 14, 2020