Phantom Planet

A band. They wear converse and sing about california.

We've been on the run, driving in the sun. We are looking for the #1

by TheOblideration July 6, 2004

phantasmagorical

something which is absolutely fan-freakin'-tastic!the only night ever worth remembering in the history of ever,pure greatness.

wow dude,that blink concer on the 31st of august 2010 was PHANTASMAGORICAL!

by austin aries August 30, 2010

phantom

Short for Phantom Regiment, an excellent drum corps who consistantly makes finals in DCI championships. Known for always keeping the good classical stuff on the field.

Cavies are the winner, but Phantom still has my heart. Their show in 89...

by dcifreak June 22, 2003

phantasm

When a guy ejaculates on a womans face covering only half (like the phantom of the opera mask).

"Dude, did you take your girl to the opera last night?" "No, but I did give her a phantasm."

by JoshuaKellie March 29, 2008

Phantom Menace

The second worst movie ever made. The worst being Steven Spielberg's "War of the Worlds."

Also Known as "Star Wars Episode I" or The Phantom Menace. Due to the introduction of a 2 hour pod-race, and the CGI character "Jar Jar Binks" George Lucas is known as the dumbest director in the history of cinema.

The Phantom Menace sucked donkey balls.

by sternwise September 30, 2006

phantom shitter

Mysterious beings responsible for shitting in random places. Phantom shitters start out as people who experiment with shitting beside toilets in their local wal-marts. The phantom shitter finds this to be thrilling, and quickly migrates to better shitting grounds.

A phantom shitter often targets dressing rooms, clothing rings, and wal-mart drinking fountains.

Once a phantom shitter reaches the boss level, he or she may begin shitting on shopping mall floors.

Clever phantom shitters will secure jobs as janitors or security guards. This gives them access to shitting locations like no other. Cash machines, shoe boxes, supervisors desks, furniture, xbox 360 disk drives, the list goes on.

guy: I found a pile of green shit in the center of a clothing ring at JC penny.

guy2: phantom shitter strikes again!

by PooMasterFlash October 28, 2008

Phantom Shitter

(Noun)Legendary Sailor with a unnatural ability to shit anywhere, anytime with no remores for person or property, especially the person that has to clean up. Also, known as the Phantom Wizzer or Pisser

1. "The Phantom Shitter stuck again. This time on the Commanding Officer's desk."

2. "This coffee taste like piss!"

by Nubb'n December 17, 2008