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Pankiwangler

This is *the* ultimate insult to use when everything else is just too subtle
Why was Fred being such a knobhead?

Dunno - he's a complete pankiwangler!
by MidnightSoil August 31, 2023
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phan minh anh

The softest, prettiest girl i've ever met in my life. I'm so grateful to have her and to be loved by her. I hope she can always be happy and meet people who will treat her right because she deserves better. And yes, I love her!
by hehe :)))) July 14, 2024
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phan minh anh

The softest, prettiest girl i've ever met in my life. I'm so grateful to have her and to be loved by her. I love the way she loves me, the way she treats me, the way she looks at me, the way she cares about me, the way she remembers every little thing that i've said, the way she notices when im not feeling good. I wish we can stay together forever and wont give up one each other. I hope that she can always be happy and meet the people who will treat her right because she deserves all the best even. And yes, I love her, i really do!
by hehe :)))) July 14, 2024
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Phan

The combination of the first names of two charming British YouTubers named Dan Howell and Phil Lester who were shipped the hell out of by the batshit horny side of their often invasive yet *creative* fanbase and eventually came out publicly as gay after so much speculation and accusations of “queer-baiting”.

In sharing their perspective to millions online, it has really helped many people feel less alone in some of their own thoughts and experiences. They were able use their talents to capitalize on how the nature of their private relationship is none of our business and have quite literally made that their own business.

Dan and Phil have become successful content creators that provide comforting comedic entertainment for their millions of followers. It can’t be easy to discuss vulnerable topics or share yourself online with that many people all up in your personal business, so keep that in mind and respect their privacy.

Please seek professional help and therapy if your obsession with parasocial relationships is unhealthy, unethical, or is making people way too creeped out and uncomfortable.
I’m not really into shipping real people, but yeah I may have seen some Phan edits on my tumblr dashboard and like…I get it.

*draws cat whiskers on face and turns into a feral animal frothing at the mouth* OMFG I LOVE PHAN SO MUCH! THEY R LITERALLY MARRIED AND TRUE LIFE SOULMATES!!! I WOULD DIE FOR THEM. I WOULD ACTUALLY MURDER SOMEONE FOR THEM. I REPLICATED THE EXACT LAYOUT OF THEIR HOUSE ON ROBLOX. CHECK OUT THE GRAPHIC FICS I WROTE ABOUT PHAN THAT INCLUDES THEMES OF GORE, HAMSTERS, INFLATION, MPREG, AND PHIL LITERALLY FUCKING DYING DURING CHILDBIRTH! RAWRRR XD 🤪
by guardianofthevoid December 8, 2023
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pankink

when you like kinks based on the personality of the kink during that day
maddy had a huge piss pankink, even tho most days of the week shes grossed out by it
by tsparks on disc ;) July 9, 2024
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Pank

Smelling a man's genitals from outside their underwear.

Usually used in the phrase "hanky panky" which suggests someone is about to have intercourse.
"That anime sure had the protagonist and the antagonist doing the hanky panky"
"Do you want to pank a little bit before the rest of our friends come back from the club?"
"Greg, come over here so we can pank"
by StormyLormy-DirtyPondTurtle April 11, 2024
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Pank Sahhhck

"Pink Sock," but said with a southern accent (see "Pink Sock" definition). Often said with a slight vibrato on the word "sahhhck."
My Uncle James done fuckeded that thar pig so darn well he done gone n' gave 'em a pank sahhhck.
by anonymous December 2, 2024
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