shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.

Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”

by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017

Pen Trauma

You can't write as you're having a trauma with your pen and there's no other pens close by or you can't get out of a meeting to get a new pen.

When your Bic crumbles in you hand in an exam or in an important meeting you experience Pen Trauma.

by 367squadron June 24, 2011

clicked a pen

An idiom, generally used when referring to teachers, describes when a person looks extremely mad at someone else or yourself, and they (in their head) "click a pen", ready to write someone up, or explode on the offender later.

Did you see the way Mr. Rogers was looking at me? He totally just clicked a pen in his head.

by BlockBusterNG February 25, 2022

Pen Cramp

A pain in your fingers after using a pen. Can be caused by either writing or drawing, (as well as other pen uses). Similar to Writer's Cramp.

OW FUCK I THINK IVE GOT PEN CRAMP
no -no guys its not wanker's cramp, Ive been drawing for the past hour and a half

by Comic_27 January 16, 2021

ejac pen

not used anymore. another way to describe someone having an erection. It was usually said as “ej pen” for short. The word portrays “epipen”

I think we need the ejac pen

by markerlit August 10, 2024

Poo Pen

Opposite of a ghost poo, when you keep wiping and poo is still there. The poo is like ink. Poo Pen,

Sam - Dude I went for a shit and I had poo pen and I couldn't stop wiping.

Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.

by Amm2195 September 26, 2020

Pen Moocher

A pen moocher is someone who begs for pens from somebody who had just bought a new pack of pens even though they don't really need one at the moment.

Katherine: I had to buy some more pens since I keep losing them at home somehow.
Liz: Can I have one?
Katherine: Do you really need one?
Liz: I might.
Katherine: What happened to the pen I gave you two days ago?
Liz: This one might be better though
Katherine: Such a pen moocher

by Bikki Kobayashi July 20, 2010