Panda

1. A guy who is cuddly and friendly to everyone, is a little shy and elusive (much like the animal). Can be combined with their real name.

2. A guy who everyone thinks is gay until he gets a girl friend

1. "My boyfriend is such a Panda" or "I love my boyfriend, Panda-Tom"

2. Guy1: Man, man I thought he was gay until he got with Jessica
Guy2: I know, he's such a Panda.

by frogamelia March 4, 2012

The Stanky Panda

Its when a white man covers his dick in old bamboo and fucks a black chick in the ass then you procied to fart in her mouth and blow your load in her mouth and stuff the bamboo down her throat to make a tunnel to shoot your load down

i totally gave taylor labbel a the stanky panda last night

by z-man 69* May 6, 2009

panda bear

When you cum in a girls eye and punch the other (black and white eyes ;D)

I was doin my bitch in da anus dawg, and den befo i cummed i grabed her face and cummed alot, she was like omfgwtfnubhax! and i punch the other!!! and gave her a panda bear!!!

by jack oph May 18, 2008

Panda

When one sees an individual wearing a white shirt or sweater, and he or she is wearing a black shirt or sweater, "to panda" is to run up to them and hug in a fuzzy embrace.

Boy sees girl. Girl is wearing white sweater.
Boy realizes he is wearing a black shirt or sweater.
Approach quietly.
And hug.

To panda.

by OneTimeEntry April 4, 2011

Panda Express

The Panda Express is a risque sexual maneuver in which the male places rice and noodles from panda express in his mouth and proceeds to splooge all over his partners breasts. Next he spits up his Chinese treat on her creamy chest and the girl squeezes her breasts together and eats his Chinese delight.

Guy- Hey, are you hungry?

Girl- Yeah, I'm starving! I could go for some Panda Express right now!

by 69_yessss November 28, 2009

sand panda

The action of shitting on a sand-dune and watching the turd roll down the sand. This is called a sand-panda. Commonly used by Australian surfie folk.

"I just stood in a sand-panda! DAMN"

by bexta July 29, 2005

Panda Penis Polisher

Someone who sucks alot of dick.

Chris Conger sure is a Panda Penis Polisher

by Mah Dick June 24, 2005