pharting

Verb. When you fart in such a way that it sounds like you've shat yourself. If you actually do shit yourself, technically it is sharting. The noun is 'a phart'

"Dude, that's disgusting, you sharted."

"Dw man I just pharted is all."

"Pharting rocks."

by bonny jonny October 18, 2008

rock star parking

A style of parking in which you drive circles around the mall lot for two hours in your 4 MPG SUV looking for a space that partially covers both the handicap spot and the fire lane so as to allow yourself to walk less than one and a half feet to get your fat ass into the front door.

Dude, I got like crazy Rock Star Parking at the Gap today; it was so pimp that there was like thirteen teenie boppers hoarding my car when I got out because they thought I was like a professional celebrity!

by DMastro April 21, 2008

parking

1. To go to the park

2. Relaxing in the park

3. Playing frisbee, football etc in the park

We should go parking later if the weather's good.

by Sahip July 2, 2007

nipple parking lot

A bra; where chicks park their boobs before they come out to play.

Oh snap, I had a helluva time getting Jenny's nipple parking lot off, but once I did, it was good times!

by SnatchThisUp July 13, 2007

Parking

PARKING!!!

It's the new planking.

Created on the 15th of May 2011 by Jake Hurwitz the art of Parking is to park in the closest parking space (excluding Pram and Disabled spaces) to the door resulting in the shortest walking distance to your destination. Once the park has been successfully obtained photographic evidence must be taken and the photo is to be uploaded....but remember this, if you come at the King you best be ready.

Did You see Jake's latest twitpic? He's the Parking King!

by The Parking King October 8, 2011

Parking lot dippin'

When a man receives oral pleasure by standing over the participant and "dips" his genitalia and/or genitals into said participant's mouth. This action must be performed within the limits of a parking lot in order to constitute valid "parking lot dippin."

Parking lot dippin' is my preferred method of oral sex. The trajectory allows me to better discharge my semen directly to the back of the woman's esophagus. If properly executed, the skank will choke violently.

by Beezly December 23, 2007

Parking Lot Pimpin

Act of hanging out; or chilling in a car with some of your peeps.

After the movie James, Josh and Megan where parking lot pimping at Taco Bell in the Honda.

by Piker March 10, 2003