Paramedic

A person who successfully completes the two required semesters at a community college in order to obtain an EMT-Intravenous therapy license. The person then proceeds to complete an additional three semesters to become an EMT-Paramedic. Followed by over 1500 hours of clinical time in various operating rooms, emergency rooms, and ambulance services. The Paramedic is trained in all basic EMT skills, pharmacology (over 200 medications), endotracheal intubation, blood collection for ABGs, trauma/medical assessment, intra osseous medication infusion therapy, and many other skills. The Paramedic is ACLS, PALS, and PHTLS certified.

Paramedic: "This patient's in cardiac arrest. I'm going to need someone performing correct chest compressions, someone needs to draw up drugs, someone needs to get on the monitor, and I need IV access. This patient's in ventricular fibrillation. Draw up 1 mg of epinephrine and prepare to defibrillate at 200 joules biphasic."

by Paramedic 9224 April 25, 2013

paracetamoxyfrusebendroniomicin

A wonder drug used to cure the common cold and being struck by lightning

(from song of the same name) .....paracetamoxyfrusebendroniomicin, it can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning...

by Sam()() January 23, 2008

parannoy

1. v. cause paranoia in; disturb, esp. by instilling minor but myriad delusions and suspicions.

I always parannoy people by walking too quietly and appearing right next to them.

by Dougward November 6, 2004

paraferdiculum

its a word used to define words that people make up

in a sense a paraferdiculum is in of itself a paraferdiculum

by evuollouve October 25, 2010

retard parade

When a group of people (on foot or in cars) move very slowly in a straight line, either side by side or one in front of the other, holding you up in some way or another.

Dammit, I'm late for a foot appointment and I need to cross this intersection, but these three cars are on a retard parade so I have to wait until the red light!

by Andariel Halo April 7, 2010

squid parade

A large gathering of squiddies, biddies or biddys. Usually walking in a group of at least 4 down a street in town or in the city. Can be immobile as well.

Most squid parade sightings occur during big town or city events, after a high school or college sporting event, on the way to parties, and during Halloween.

Squid parades make for easy squid hunting.

example 1: John: shit, dude, you see all those squiddies?

Jason: Yeah, that's a fuckin squid parade

Example 2: yo there's a home game today at the school; streets are gonna be swamped with squid parades.

by wibbles11223 October 8, 2010

Paranoia

When you think that everyone else is saying that you are preggers or have a big nose when really they have no desire to talk about you at all

'Gosh, I wish people would shut up saying that I'm preggers with a baby that has a nose the size of everest'

'Laura, nobody is saying that, shut up, you've got bad paranoia going on'

by deeeeeeeeeeayyy February 23, 2009