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The noise a £2 coin in a condom makes when you hit someone with it.
"Schplock"

"Ow, you bastard.You hit me with that makeshift death trap thats really a thing that you spend inserted into a cock sock"
by Sam()() January 30, 2008

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A wonder drug used to cure the common cold and being struck by lightning
(from song of the same name) .....paracetamoxyfrusebendroniomicin, it can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning...
by Sam()() January 23, 2008

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