Hoe Paradox

The idea that if you care about hoes you don't get any, therefore the less you care the more you get.

He doesn't understand the hoe paradox

by hoemaker March 2, 2024

the Dagi paradox

When a dude is so fucking funny, that even he doesn’t know it

Joydeep once said “ this dude gaslights you so much you don’t even know that he is gaslighting you, I call it the Dagi paradox ”

by Mr. deep December 26, 2023

Chasm of Paradox

A cool name for groups, also its tuff and its really chasm and very paradox

heres a cool word that references chasm of paradox: chasmingtheparadox

Hey i like to chasm of paradox you out! (Some random kid who doesnt know what it means)

Hey, Chasm of Paradox is a sick name! (Chad person)

by zephlyst December 6, 2025

Che Guevara Paradox

The Che Guevara Paradox is a phenomenon in which corporations (as well as individual's) claim to support the same ideologies of Che Guevara but in reality practice ideologies that are the opposite.

Person 1: it's always funny to see becky wear a Che Guevara Shirt dispite the fact that her family owns a diamond mine in africa.

Person 2: The Che Guevara Paradox continues...

by Dr. asdf September 2, 2025

Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

by MrDeeny May 23, 2023

The Horton Password Paradox

The frustrating experience of creating a new password and then forgetting it almost immediately, often before even using it.

"I just set up my new email account, but thanks to The Horton Password Paradox, I can't remember the password I created five minutes ago."

by Grafikdezeyener February 23, 2025

Sincerely Me Paradox

A phenomenon in where one song on an album feels out of place due to it not matching any other song on the album, comparable to the track Sincerely Me from the Dear Evan Hansen movie, which is an odd Black Comedy song on an otherwise mostly sincere and heartfelt soundtrack.

Tim: ever notice how I'm Gonna Win by Rob Cantor is weirdly different to all the other songs on his Not a Trampoline album?

Jon: Tim what the fuck are you on about

Tim: It's a total Sincerely Me Paradox

Jon: bother someone else

by GrandmasToering February 22, 2022