Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.

“You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”

by Wilksonstilks December 18, 2021

Packing Peen

When a guy has a huge weiner.

Johnny: Billy is so annoying and ugly. It doesn't make sense how he gets so many girls.

Rick: He's gotta be packing peen.

by Sharting Wrestler February 27, 2022

Packing

The action of fucking up somebody's life by mentally beating the shit out of them

Damn, Marski was packing the shit out of Laz in his own server, shit's wack

by Deathbringr000 March 8, 2022

Packing Cake

(V) To pack a bowl consisting of 2 or more layers of weed, kief, and/or wax.

"Aye bro you packing cake?"
"Its triple layer dude, GDP, Durban and this fire wax i got from my boy B!"

by anonymous March 28, 2022

Packing Fudge

Packing Fudge

The optimistic optomotrist was looking forward to some fudge packing on his wedding anniversary night but alas he forgot about packing fudge

by BIGDOG56 April 2, 2022

Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.

“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”

by anonymous April 14, 2022

Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.

“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”

by anonymous April 14, 2022