Onion Laker

A woman of distinction. A strong educated woman. a woman with children whom can feed, cloth and entertain her children.

An Onion Laker is a very strong woman

by FurLife April 13, 2014

Onion Wank

fit as many onion rings on ya cock then bash one off and use your cream and a dip for the rings after.
also linked to cry wank as onion fumes may cause watering of the eye

Super Furry Man Ordered A Chinese And Got Bored Eating his Chicken Chowmain He Picked Up The Bag Of Onion rings And Thought He would have an onion wank, and Ate the onion rings after with his home made dip.

by Rian Cushing December 26, 2009

caramelized onion

When you pull out of a girls ass and smear cum and shit all over her cheeks.

Me:"Why does your bedroom smell like shit?"

Friend:"I was banging my girlfriend's ass last night and gave her a caramelized onion! "

by timmah fo sho mang June 14, 2016

Ass onion

A person that shits out a sphere shaped poo that makes you cry like an onion

'holy shit that is an ass onion you left there'

by furiouswank May 5, 2007

Onion peel

During a traditional bris ceremony, some Mohels have been known to forego the tools of their trade and use only their teeth when performing the circumcision. This process results in one small crusty peel of a foreskin, similar to that of a scalloped onion.

No one knows what they do with the Peel after, some speculate they use it in a stew.

"You remember your own bris!?"
"Well yeah, I converted 2 years ago when I heard about the free hats. The bris was the worst part though- The Mohel had such sharp teeth! He said I had the biggest Onion Peel he's ever removed though, and it really made the flavor for the bris-stew that everyone had."

by Susy Saunders July 8, 2023

onion chopped

When a person is fucked SO hard they cry...but in a good way.

Man....I onion chopped that bitch so hard she used my whole box of Kleenex.

by Stachaleenda April 10, 2016

cooked onion

Being fired from your job.

My boss said, "Kiley, I need to let you go. You're all done here - you're a cooked onion."

by huskerbabe79keg September 19, 2013