fuct-taped

A high level of being fucked; especially used when you feel surrounded or stuck to whatever is screwing you over.
Dude, I forgot my history binder at school; I have a quiz and an essay due tomorrow. I am so fuct-taped.
by Jordan K-M October 30, 2009
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Bondage tape

Abduct tape??? Nah sex ties & bondage tape… tape that sticks to itself, not you!!!

Silence is golden but bondage tape is a sticky situation…
by Nuggy007 December 26, 2023
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On the Tape

When a cops bribe money is taped under their desk. Which was the primary delivery method for being "On the take." Which no one in the history of bribery has ever used to describe being bribed; until being caught. "Are you on the tape?" However... Is relatively innocuous.
"Are you on the tape?"

"What?"

"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"

OR

"You on the tape?"

"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."
by Totes'mcgotes' November 23, 2021
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brush, tuck, and tape

brush, tuck, and tape in the morning.
by TKOZZZ March 13, 2024
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xxx tape

hardcore sex tape,
xxx the highest rating of porn
the girl in the xxx tape has gnarly beef curtains
by DolphinFriendly June 26, 2024
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