slippery deuce

Wow, that draft beer sure results in a slippery deuce.
by Coley Blue Eyes August 13, 2003
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Rodeo Deuce

Doing number 2 in a toilet in which the toilet seat has not been tightened down well, resulting in squirming from left to right due to the unstableness of the seat.
I just experianced a rodeo deuce!
by Duckwalk August 30, 2010
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shooting the deuce

To put your index and middle finger up in a V shape, and then wave it to people, as a gesture of saying "Well good day to you good sir, I hope your day continues on in an orderly fashion", or something along those lines.
As Brandon drove by Luke's house, Brandon, being the gangsta that he is, threw up his fingers, shooting the deuce at Luke.
by Brandon Cur-Dog June 17, 2006
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Mama Deuce

Mama Deuce will be mad if I break curfew.
by Thomas Wight December 30, 2005
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Mega Deuce

The act of dropping a massive shit in the toilet causing the temporary suction of all oxygen from your bathroom, followed by an immense reverse flow of toilet water to shoot out of every faucet in the house and piss your mom off.
MOM-"Tim what the fuck is going on is that an earthquake that just happened? All the faucets in the house are shooting water and making noise"

Tim- " Nah mom, chill the fuck out, I was just dropping a mega deuce in the bathroom. Now call a plumber bitch"
by Jokerofdeception September 15, 2008
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trippin on the deuce

to be under the influence of any of the 2C famly of psychedelic phenethylamines, especially 2C-E.
man we had so much fun trippin on the deuce this weekend. 2C-E kicks ass.
by researchchem November 24, 2006
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Deuce 6

Refers to when someone takes a large shit. "Deuce" obviously representing the shitting portion of the description. In Europe most toilets have two buttons; a smaller button for 3 liters of water and a larger one for 6 liters of water. Therefore, the "6" represents having to choose the larger button to dispose of your waste.
I just had Taco Bell and I need to drop a Deuce 6.
by The E-Team October 09, 2008
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