Floor-Meeting

When your face meets the floor. Often occurs when you have purchased a carton of Smirnoff Double Blacks.

Also used to subtly imply you're going to get wasted. You would only use this term if there is someone around you don't want to know you're going to get inebriated.
B Rad: Shit man, I skulled that six-pack of Double Blacks and had about eighty floor-meetings.
Bettsy: Shatted

or

Dugong: (During church) Yo man, wanna come to a Floor-Meeting tonight?
Bettsy: Why not...Casual?
Dugong: Extreme Casual...
by Bettsy@Tnnm September 01, 2007
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Hardwood Floor

A common mistake among homeowners. These types of floors look pretty, but that's their only benefit. They're freezing cold in the winter, impossible to keep clean, and develop squeaks. They also reflect sound whereas carpet absorbs sound. Carpet is also warmer in the winter, and more comfortable.
Damn these hardwood floors; I spent 20 minutes on them with a dust mop, and I still see dust bunnies, not to mention stains, and there's new squeaky spots. Next house I get will be all carpet.
by Hawks.Fan.12 May 27, 2019
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7th Floor Crew

If your ho only know
That she was getting fucked on the 7th floor
If that bitch only knew
The she was getting mutted by the whole damn crew
What would she do?
What would she do?
What happened to your bitch on the 7th floor ? The 7th floor crew fucked the shit out of her
by RogerGoodell April 24, 2020
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Blood on the dance floor

A worthless techno band that only talks about sex, yet somehow passes with metal heads, emos, goths, etc.
Me: Hey whats up
Friend: Listening to Blood on the dance floor
Me: I want to twist your balls of and shove them so far down your throat you choke and die. Afterwards I will piss on your grave and break your Ipod.
by DarkHeart November 25, 2012
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The one floor rule

The understood rule that unless you are handicapped and cannot walk, you never take the elevator when only going one floor up or down. Failure to comply by this rule results in wasted time for all other elevator passengers, and will undoubtedly lead to death stares and possible bodily harm to said offender.
I was late for my big meeting because some idiot was too lazy to take the stairs and decided to break the one floor rule.
by Father MacKenzie February 23, 2010
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Blood on the Dance Floor.

Jill: I'm listening to Blood on the Dance Floor.

Jack: I'll personally push you down the hill, dump the pail of water on you, then beat you for a good 24 hours with the pail.
by G-Thing 1 February 10, 2011
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On The Floor Drinking Game

Play the song On The Floor by Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull at a party and everytime the words "On the Floor" are said in the song, everybody has to drink. Pitbull says it a dozen times in the first minute and J-Lo says it more than 20 times after that, so by the end of this song you should be on the floor, because you will no longer be able to stand.
There are different versions of this song, so number of times to drink may vary depending on which version you play, but all versions should have you drinking at least 35 times in 5 minutes :), "Hey everyone, let's play ON THE FLOOR DRINKING GAME!"
by Ron Duda April 30, 2011
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