friendly fire fodder

These are the people yo would NOT take a bullet for. To the contrary, these people you would WANT to see put down. This is in reference to military term friendly fire, when troops shoot their own fellow personnel (accidently or not). Friendly fire fodder candidates are usually horrible bosses, who, by their subordinates, would like to see them gone if they could eliminate them.

Roger: Hey, Davie! How is your new boss, Michael?
David: Oh, he's the WORST! He a micro-manager from hell, and everybody hates him. I swear, if we were ever in an army battle, he would be a surefire candidate for being friendly fire fodder!

by brooskitooski August 9, 2025

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Adjacent Bust Friendly

When your ok blowing your load within the same proximity as a bro friend, like during an orgy.

Yo Chat! Thank god I brought my ABF (adjacent bust friendly) friends with me to the orgy! I was afraid it was going to be like masterbating at church!

by Arnoldbrownsshwlviger August 11, 2025

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Friendly with the forks

Someone who enjoys hosting all friends; the more the merrier.

Ben will invite all his neighbors to the potluck, he's friendly with the forks!

by The_buzz July 30, 2017

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friendly wet willy

A wet willy but in the Butt

A friendly wet Willy is not gay as long as it’s friendly

by The Keb June 1, 2019

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friendly fire

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The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.

Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"

by camjohnstonnn February 11, 2020

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