Oliver

The most cracked out fucker you're ever gonna meet. An oliver is either an only child or has 5 brothers. A lot of girls are attracted to oliver, and by a lot i mean none. Oliver is going to die alone. Fuck oliver.

Man, olivers such a fucking asshole. Fuck oliver

by Zigdogg July 10, 2020

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Oliver

An Oliver is an amazing, talented, loving guy with the biggest heart. However, aside from his charms and legendary smile, he’s untrustworthy in some areas. The girl he’s with is usually one he’s had feelings towards for a long time. Careful though, because his brown eyes are to die for. Olivers often go for shut-in, self-consious girls. They do this because they enjoy building up esteem for the people they love. Also, aside from his heated temper, Olivers are really good guys. They’re heartbreakers, but once they lose youthey’ll do anything to get you back. You’ll be lucky to have one, and even luckier to keep him.

“Man, Oliver was the love of my life. I wonder what was going through that mind of his..”

by brokenhearted.drea October 8, 2018

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oliver twist

The breaking of a penis, in four easy steps:

1. Hold (the shaft of the penis firmly with your hand or hands)
2. Twist (the shaft of the penis, clockwise or counter-clockwise)
3. Wait for the pop (keep on twisting until you do)
4. Pull (to successfully break a penis!)

Especially useful in situations of sexual assault or rape.

Use this knowledge wisely and with care.

In explaining to all of her friends how to give an oliver twist, all of her guy-friends closed their eyes, held their genitals, and outwardly expressed how painful such a maneuver would be while her girl-friends nodded with thanks for the useful information.

by watchoutboys January 15, 2010

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