Ocean Township, New Jersey

A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.

“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”

by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022

Oceanic Networks

Best Garry's Mod Server, humungous W.

Have you played Oceanic Networks?

by furive August 22, 2022

Cake by the ocean

When she’s got a nice ass but her pussy smells like fish

In Japan they’re so horny they eat cake by the ocean

by Dickmunchkin34.5 September 11, 2022

Ocean

Ocean is the name of a girl who will never disappoint you, with her fun and sweet humor to her kind gestures and helpful hands. She is definitely a keeper and someone worth getting to know.

She will rock your day and make sure you have a smile on your face.

Hey you see that girl over there?
Ocean?
Yeah, she's gotta be the nicest and smartest here

by Bossboy510 October 26, 2022

Ocean S.

Ocean is the name of a girl who will never disappoint you, with her fun and sweet humor to her kind gestures and helpful hands. She is definitely a keeper and someone worth getting to know.

She will rock your day and make sure you have a smile on your face.

Hey, you see that girl over there?
Ocean S.?
Yeah, talk to her, I heard she's giving out free hugs

by Bossboy510 October 26, 2022

oceanable

(Adjective) An offense deemed severe enough to justify action of the rest of the group throwing you into the ocean

Person 1: "Yo I'm playing Fortnite right now!"
Person 2: "Unfortunately that would count as an oceanable offense, and you know what that means..."
Person 3: "Oh god..."

by fleig November 5, 2022

Ocean card

In texas holdem poker, there is the flop, the turn, and the river. The ocean card is the imaginary 6th card to be played to make the best 5 card hand.

I would have hit my draw if they played an ocean card.

by Ivana Johnson November 10, 2022