The Dirty Nugget

The sexual act of using ones erect boner as a baseball bat to hit McDonalds Chicken McNuggets (this is very important that they be McDonalds Chicken McNuggets!) into a woman's open mouth. For every one missed she must shove the missed nugget up the ass and shit it out and then make another attempt until success. Repeat until the six piece is gone.
Yo, Nate, I took that bitch a six piece happy meal and gave that hoe The Dirty Nugget!
by DankyJoker June 12, 2013
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mud nugget

Noun. Usually the final bit of shit that your strain to get out, splashing into the water with a satisfying plop
You gonna be long in the toilet man? Nah, just squeezing out a couple of mud nuggets
by Stevo24 April 08, 2006
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Denver Nuggets

A professional basketball team in the NBA. Known as probably the most stereotypical black team with "thugs" such as Carmelo and K-Mart. Renaldo Balkman is by far the most laid back, chill player on the team, and may sell weed, along with other drugs to various members of the team.

The Nuggets are also known for their array and collection of colorful tattoos. Majority of the team is covered with tats, and those who aren't are generally looked down upon and forced to be various team member's bitches.

Head coach George Karl has one of the most unique and mystifying modern-day slave-driving relationships with the team, somehow relating to black, thug, 20-something year olds, while he himself is an almost-60 year old white male. Behind doors he cracks his whip on players like Chris "Birdman" Andersen, and hates him for disrespecting what the white man gave him by covering himself in ink and trying to hang out with the thugs of the team. Much like battered wife syndrome though, the players have come to love Karl, and Karl loves the money they make him.
The Denver Nuggets are in playoff contention every year, and they are consistently the only challenge to the Los Angeles Lakers in the Western Conference.

George Karl: "Come on now boys, make me that money!"
by Woobers April 13, 2010
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Nugget Porn

When limbless individuals have sex and post it on PornHub. The most amazing pornography. Made for all ages. 10/10 a must watch catergory.
Uncultured swine: “Ayo dawg, you like nugget porn?”

Me, an intellectual: “Yeah, not even gonna front.”
by XboxGTisAscendLogiic February 10, 2018
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throat nugget

little stink ball that rises up from somewhere in the body, yellow-brown colored, smells like ass, resembles a small nugget..
"Check out this throat nugget that must've found it's way up to my mouth during the degestive process"
by whorebox January 22, 2006
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douche-nugget

An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult, with no harm meant
Dude, you're such a fuckin' douche-nugget! You mean Douche-bag? no.. you haven't gained that title yet.. you're still a lil douche :)
by blazedncrazy50h4 August 10, 2005
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chuck a nugget

To shit yourself.

This distressing occurrence usually happens part-way through a ferocious fart, whilst demonstrating to family and friends the devastating capabilities of your anus.

WARNING: Do not partake in any activities that carry a high risk of nugget-chucking whilst wearing boxer shorts, unless you first tuck your trousers into your socks.

'If you don't stop farting you'll chuck a nugget.'

'Oh no, I think I've just chucked a nugget!'

'Grandma came round for dinner yesterday. She farted at the dinner table and mum had to take her to the bathroon for inspection. Later that evening I heard her tell auntie Brenda that Gran had chucked a nugget.'
by Arthur Damage March 27, 2007
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