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Ninja Nude 

The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!
Zapp Brannigan's term denoting nakedness.
Take no note of my nudery!
Nudery by letithappen88 August 25, 2015

two nukes weren't enough 

when anime goes to far you can use this phrase to emphasize that this anime should not exist and would not exist had more than 2 nuked been dropped on japan at the end of ww2
This anime is trash, two nukes weren't enough.

Hey Dude, I saw you nude 

age-old bit of classic school boy doggerel sung to the tune of The Beatles 'Hey Jude'.
Hey Dude, I saw you nude
don't try and fake it,
I saw you naked.
The moment that you went out streaking,
I was at my window -
mmmmm-hmmmm
- peeking.
Refers to a person or things which is not familiar with modernity and they will likely to be over-amazed or even scared when see something sophisticated (i.e. like the first time you ride luxurious car).
“Ndeso!”
Ndeso by Shén March 8, 2023

Closet Nudist 

someone who always hangs out naked at home or spends time in nudist places, while keeping it a secret from close family and/or friends or everyone they know.
"Why did Mike sprint away when he saw that guy at the nude beach?"
"Cuz he thought he recognized him from the neighborhood, and Mike is a total closet nudist!"