noob error

Useful phrase for when someone succumbs to a very stupid mistake, instantly granting them the status of a noob

Also commonly used with the adjective frikken to make clear the overall extent of how noobish the error was.

Person #1 - "My car won't start"
Person #2 - "That's because your auto transmission is in drive. What a frikken noob error!"

by =JK= April 05, 2010

get noobed on

A saying that is referred to someone doing really bad at something, or is new to something.

WOW LOL, your such a noob..... GET NOOBED ON!!

by oooohboujjjj May 01, 2019

Semi Noob

Knows a little, not a lot, because it's all still a little new.

Yeah...Yeah i know... well erm sort of...just show me again. I am a semi noob you see.

by A Semi Noob October 22, 2011

noob tube

The M203 rifle mounted grenade launcher used by newcomers to the videogame Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, specifically its online multiplayer. while requiring no skill or effort, this weapon also barely hurts the user while completely obliterating any who get in its path. This is seen as a cheap weapon only acceptable for use by the worst of players at this particular game.

"Wow he is like a level fifty five and he still uses that cheap-ass noob tube!"

by Michael Snider aka XxGODAPOLLOxX April 15, 2008

noob light

when a noob becomes good in a second

man your a noob light

by ma dude bra May 16, 2019

Noob Drinker

1. Someone who has never had a drink of alcohol.
2. Someone who gets drunk extremely easily.
3. Someone who hits the floor after one drink.

1. Hey man, you drink much?
Nah, I'm a Noob Drinker.
2. You see that guy over there? 2 drinks and he's under the table!
Yeah, he's a Noob Drinker.
3. I can do this!
*takes a drink and hits the floor*
What a Noob Drinker!

by King Jazza! January 16, 2009

Ghost Noob

Ghost Noob is a person who never follows team and always feeds in League of Legends

- Is that zed going to help in the team fight
-No, He's a ghost noob

by the Mage Magician May 21, 2019