Get the Scratchmug. When someone says something so absurd that everyone has to pause for a moment and look in disgust, usually associated with the record scratch sound effect.
by BigWayne_Iosnoop July 13, 2025
Get the Record Scratchmug. To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.
"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."
by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025
Get the Scratch the labmug. A term for Bisexual men who are straight. It's an old Jazz term done by Jazz Musicians especially Pianist when they scratch their nose Left that means tonight is for Women, when they scratch their nose right it means today is for Men. If you Scratch left you are mostly with women (Men Vice Versa). If you scratch under in the nose is for women you like vaginal, over the nose is you like anal (Men Vice Versa)
I scratch left always but I wear a tribal tattoo on my right arm of the Virgen de Sapopa, Jesus Christ and my Wife for when I scratched right mostly.
by Justme1981 April 10, 2019
Get the Scratchmug. by Daddy Cuh January 18, 2025
Get the Deep Scratchmug. When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff
Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'
by Clouddiver April 21, 2008
Get the Jack Scratchmug. by Tomahawk420 July 1, 2021
Get the Scratchmug.