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trash scratch

When you catch an STD from dirty trailer trash
Dude, I think destiny gave me the trash scratch!
by Topandtail April 4, 2016
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double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke
jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.
by LostMinD January 26, 2009
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scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014
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Glory scratch

"Dude! "I totally got a glory scratch from that truck stop last night."
by Brostadermus May 30, 2019
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scratch n' sniff

The process of scratching your butt hole and taking a big ol' sniff.
Dude 1: Ew! Did you just scratch n' sniff?
Dude 2: Sure did. Smelt good too.
by beter68 November 6, 2025
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Scratch

Scratch is a community for people to code, and make friends, and interact with each other, and is typically for people ages 8 to 16. It was created in May 2007 by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. The link is scratch.mit.edu.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, I love Scratch! It’s such a fun website to use!
Person 2: Me too! I use it all the time!
by CountBlossom July 11, 2023
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Scratch that

mookyshuffler and dernis coined the term as a portmanteau of good ideas and despicable after thoughts resulting in regression to a former state.
“Dude we should…scratch that… but yeah potentially worth revisiting”
by michael jamison August 6, 2022
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