by Topandtail April 4, 2016
Get the trash scratchmug. 1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke
jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.
by LostMinD January 26, 2009
Get the double dipped and scratchedmug. when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014
Get the scratch your recordmug. by Brostadermus May 30, 2019
Get the Glory scratchmug. by beter68 November 6, 2025
Get the scratch n' sniffmug. Scratch is a community for people to code, and make friends, and interact with each other, and is typically for people ages 8 to 16. It was created in May 2007 by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. The link is scratch.mit.edu.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, I love Scratch! It’s such a fun website to use!
Person 2: Me too! I use it all the time!
Person 2: Me too! I use it all the time!
by CountBlossom July 11, 2023
Get the Scratchmug. mookyshuffler and dernis coined the term as a portmanteau of good ideas and despicable after thoughts resulting in regression to a former state.
by michael jamison August 6, 2022
Get the Scratch thatmug.