Mormon Kiss

Kiss given by a mormon; just a peck on the lips; not very passionate but very disappointing.

Jane-"I GOT MY FIRST KISS TODAY!!! :D"
Mary-"Thats amazing, how was it?"
Jane-"It was nice, but only a Mormon Kiss :/"

by AmazingGirlfriend December 28, 2011

Mormon

1. A religion that is no more and no less evil than others, but whose members are encouraged to donate as much as they can to homophobic causes. One member was so enthusiastic, he gave away the second 'M' of the very name of his religion and now all are known collectively as Morons.

In an attempt to make people forget that the church was founded on Polygamy, Mormons give money to prevent others from having the right to marry one person of their choice and have hence forth become a church of Morons.

by Don't Define Me August 15, 2009

jack mormon

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormon), but doesn't follow their religion. They might get drunk and participate in pre-marital sex. This phrase traces its origins to high schools in Las Vegas. Antonym: molly mormon

1: Taylor got wasted at Steve's party last weekend.
2: I thought she was Mormon!
1: She's a jack mormon.

by JFLV November 16, 2004

Reverse Mormon

When a woman keeps more than 1 boyfriend, lover etc. A multiple dater or a hoarder of boyfriends to the point they'd be considered "brother boyfriends"

Brie is dating Adam, Casey and Christian and I heard she's also dating some other dude named Mike. She's a total Reverse Mormon.

by OminousMan245 February 20, 2012

Mormon

Mormon is a religion that Hawaii people do not like much. Often get yelled at or picked on when going from door to door or riding their stupid bicycles.

"Get off the road you stupid mormon" "Get off my yard fucking mormon" "Lets steal the mormon bikes" "Damn haoles."

by Oahu808 February 16, 2008

Monmouth University

A school for mostly privledged white kids and athletes that doesn't actually care about it's student's wants and needs.

After years of complaining about lack of good dining hall food, they still won't change it and instead just REDESIGNED the dining hall, nothing seems to work in the art buildings that the students need, people are always needed help for broken things in the res halls at Monmouth University... I'm on my last year here and I still don't like the school because they take so much money and don't even use it to help us!!!

by Mizz M November 21, 2006

mormon chili dog

When you are having Mormon butt sex with a Mormon girl before marriage so she can retain her vaginial virginity, and you pull out too soon. Immediately wiping the excess fecal matter across a picture of Landon Malasky.

I brought my Mormon girlfriend home and we did a Mormon chili dog. Guess I'm gonna need a new framed pictur of Landon.

by Pusscrusher September 20, 2017