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Mamonaise

the juices and excretions the my girls vagina produces when she sees me or gets aroused by me
My girl gets all excited and her panties get covered in Mamonaise when she sees and kisses me!
by Tat2ude2 May 29, 2016
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mayonnaise sundae

Sexual dessert.

Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.

May also include a little red.

Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.

Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
by Sunnaise December 11, 2016
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Mayonnaise Buster

A man who conceives large amounts of semen into a beautiful woman
Man: Oh I'm About To Become a Mayonnaise Buster!
Woman: Do it Fast Daddy!
by DaddyJack February 19, 2017
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mayonnaise wrestling

It's where you take your clothes off, take a few big jars of mayonnaise pour them on your partner's body's. After you rub it really good on their skin EVERYWHERE. Then you wrestle for the time of your life, make sure your tired first, one that has the most mayonnaise left on their body wins.
How bout we try the new mayonnaise wrestling game next week, wonder if it tastes good.. hmm?
by Giraffes game March 5, 2017
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mayonnaisia

Feeling lost in Costco or another big box store when you can't find what you're looking for because they've changed up the location of the products on the shelves.

There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.
Daggumit. Where's the 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise?
mayonnaisia
by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017
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Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.
by MlgIsNotDead April 5, 2017
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Mayonaise

Mayonaise is an instrument. if you dont believe me look at this video called: is mayonaise an instrument? On youtube.
Is mayonaise an instrument?
Yes. Yes it is.
by Nataro December 28, 2017
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