kiss my Gluteus Maximus

a polite way of saying "kiss my ass"

Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity

Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!

by Garnani March 24, 2024

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

<Eric Harry Timothy Mabius>Naty Lebron ANd BEcki NewtonAre Noone's Wing Woman, Leviathan <Eric Harry Timothy Mabius>

<Eric Harry Timothy Mabius>Naty Lebron ANd BEcki NewtonAre Noone's Wing Woman, Leviathan <Eric Harry Timothy Mabius>

<Eric Harry Timothy Mabius>Naty Lebron ANd BEcki NewtonAre Noone's Wing Woman, Leviathan <Eric Harry Timothy Mabius>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

Kira Stephanie Cummings Cuban Gluteus Maximus Is Hellstrom Dota

Kira Stephanie Cummings Cuban Gluteus Maximus Is Hellstrom Dota

Kira Stephanie Cummings Cuban Gluteus Maximus Is Hellstrom Dota

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea

Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
aminotentitledtoadecentdefence.blogspot.com/2021/06/la-rosa-concilae-primus-optimus-maximus.html

by SirSimon July 2, 2021

Didrik, Louw and Marius

When you're doing sex with someone but you realise they are a 40 year old boomer.

He sexually abused my uwu, he's a real Didrik, Louw and Marius.
The police said "Watch out for that Didrik, Louw and Marius fucker".

by Mr. Venter June 4, 2022