Get the grandaunt-by-marriagemug. Wife: The best thing about marriage is my husband always apologizes after every fight we have
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.
by Purple11star December 22, 2022
Get the Marriagemug.
Get the uncle-by-marriagemug. When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.
Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*
Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!
Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!
by Judolizard June 27, 2021
Get the Marriage Fartmug. by Wendigooner March 26, 2024
Get the Lavender marriagemug. Spouse's nibling's husband.
My nephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the nephew-by-marriage-in-lawmug. by Trawen December 9, 2018
Get the Marriagemug.